Friday, February 29, 2008

Clinton Questions Obama's Experience

Hillary's latest broadside in the campaign is to accuse Obama of being inexperienced in foreign policy. And what exactly is her experience? Being married to someone with experience in foreign policy is not exactly the same as having it yourself.

Give me a break. This is the best she can come up with? More and more I get the impression that Hillary, chosen initially as the all but presumed nominee, has no real idea how to run a competitive campaign. Her Senate races have been fairly easy. But against a viable challenger like Obama, all she can do is caterwaul about Obama ducking debates (he's only been in how many?) and being inexperienced. It's almost pathetic.

And this is a campaign with a lot of help from Bill Clinton. How bad would it be if she didn't have him?

Quote of the Day (2008-02-29)

Martin: Half your listening audience hears voices already, and the other half talks to themselves! If you don't show up, who's going to notice?

Source: Frasier

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-28)

Harry Burns: You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
Sally Albright: Why?
Harry Burns: Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, How come you never take me to the airport anymore?
Sally Albright: Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Moss to the Patriots, Revisited

Last year, I blasted New England for bringing in Randy Moss, calling him a "cancer", a "prima donna", and a "walking embarrassment". Well, it's long past time I apologized. Moss ended up being a lot of things I thought he wouldn't be.

I don't know that Moss is essential to Patriot success. Take away his 23 touchdown catches and Brady still had 27 TD throws. As I said then, they have won Super Bowls without him. (And now lost one with him.) Brady had established himself as a future Hall of Famer without Moss to throw to. But he made the whole offense better. Even when Brady wasn't throwing his way, defenses were so concerned about him that they let other guys like Welker go free.

So last year I couldn't believe the Patriots wanted Moss. This year, I'm hoping they keep him for several years. Who knew?

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Microsoft Fined $1.4 Billion

The EU is fining Microsoft $1.4 billion for defying rulings on its "anti-competitive behavior." I didn't get this ruling three years ago, and I still don't. The EU mandated that Microsoft provide rivals with its own source code. On what grounds? Why should any company be forced to distribute its products' source code, particularly to rivals? The EU "concluded ... that Microsoft was guilty of freezing out rivals in products such as media players" even though the world is awash with media players for Windows. In fact one of those competing media players--iTunes--is significantly more popular, in terms of commercial services offered by the player, than the Windows Media Player that has supposedly frozen it out.

I don't claim to be a fan of Microsoft and how they conduct their business. But the EU is being stupid here. They need to keep their noses out of the business of software design.

Quote of the Day (2008-02-27)

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Source: Holy Grail

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-26)

[Ralph has been laid off]
Ed Norton: I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three years ago when they laid me off from the sewer. I felt just like a fish out of water.

Source: The Honeymooners

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Eye Catchers

This picture tickled my funny bone.

Quote of the Day (2008-02-25)

Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.

Source: As Good As It Gets

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-24)

Lilith: I'm here for a convention and I happened to hear your voice on the radio. I kept hoping you'd introduce Pearl Jam's latest hit, but much to my chagrin, you were doling out worthless little advice pellets from your psychiatric pez dispenser.

Source: Frasier

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-23)

Harry Burns: Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-22)

Filipino kid: You are American?
Tourist: No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun.

Source: Kids in the Hall

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-21)

[C.D. is helping Chris with his first letter to Roxanne]
C.D. Bales: Let's take a look at that letter...
Chris McConnell: I think it's really good!
C.D. Bales: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."

Source: Roxanne

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-20)

Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?

Source: The Simpsons Movie

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-19)

Martin: Women protect their privacy. You know how they are about their handbags, you never go in there. It's always "bring me my purse." A husband could say, "Honey, I'm being robbed, a guy's got a gun to my head and I don't have any money," the wife'd say, "Bring me my purse."

Source: Frasier

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-18)

Frasier: I remember a time back in Boston when I was going through exactly what you're going through. Just a week later, I met a lovely barmaid, sophisticated if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged ... of course, she left me standing at the altar but the point is, I didn't give up! I took my poor battered heart and offered it to Lilith! Who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the "puree" button... I rebounded, and look how far I've come! I'm divorced, lonely, and living with my father.

Source: Frasier

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-17)

Homer: It's easy to be president. Just point the army and shoot.

Source: The Simpsons

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-16)

Mr. B: An optimist says, "The drink is half full." A pessimist says, "The drink is half full, but I might have bowel cancer."

Source: Kids in the Hall

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-15)

Frasier: God, I hate lawyers.
Niles: Me, too. But they make wonderful patients: they have excellent health insurance and they never get better.

Source: Frasier

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-14)

C.D. Bales: I, uh, notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm.

Source: Roxanne

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-13)

C.D. Bales: [challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"] Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...
Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!
C.D. Bales: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?
Dean: Fourteen, Chief!
C.D. Bales: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.
[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]
C.D. Bales: All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

Source: Roxanne

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

A Little Stevie

I've written before on this blog of my long standing love for Stevie Ray Vaughan. I listened to a lot of guitar players in my time but he was the only one I really wanted to sound like. This is a kickin' version of Crossfire where the man's backed by a band other than Double Trouble. No knock on his regular band, but they really weren't great musicians. This band brings an intensity and energy (love the percussion) to the song that it didn't have with Double Trouble (compare to this version), and Stevie plays even better then usual if that's possible. Even get a pinch harmonic in there.



and a bonus, Rude Mood:

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Quote of the Day (2008-02-12)

George: "Beautiful women... Ya know, they get away with murder. You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds. They do whatever they want, whenever they want to, and nobody can stop them."
Jerry: "She's like a beautiful Godzilla."
George: "And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese!

Source: Seinfeld

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-11)

Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Source: Holy Grail

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-10)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Source: Holy Grail

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-09)

Zathras: Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life... probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry.

Source: Babylon 5

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-08)

Homer: It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL!
[cries]

Source: The Simpsons

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-07)

Jim Hacker: "Suppose he [Professor Henderson] produces one of these cautious wait-and-see reports?"
Sir Humphrey: "Well in that case we don't publish it, we use the American report instead."
Jim Hacker: "Oh fine. You mean we suppress it?"
Sir Humphrey: "Certainly not, we just don't publish it."
Jim Hacker: "What's the difference?"
Sir Humphrey: "Oh Minister, all the difference in the world. Suppression is the instrument of totalitarian dictatorship, we don't talk of that sort of thing in a free country. We simply take a democratic decision not to publish it."

Source: Yes, Minister

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-06)

Jim Hacker: "The trouble with Brussels is not internationalism, it is too much bureaucracy."
Sir Humphrey: "But the bureaucracy is a consequence of the internationalism. Why else would there be an English Commissioner with a French Director-General immediately below him, and an Italian Chef-du-Division reporting to the Frenchman and so on down the line."
Jim Hacker: "Oh, I agree."
Sir Humphrey: "It is like the Tower of Babel."
Jim Hacker: "I agree."
Sir Humphrey: "No, it's even worse, it is like the United Nations."
Jim Hacker: "I agree."
Bernard Woolley: "Then perhaps, if I may interject, you are in fact in agreement."
Jim Hacker & Sir Humphrey: "No we're not!"

Source: Yes, Minister

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-05)

It IS the bunny rabbit.

Source: Holy Grail

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Monday, February 04, 2008

More Thoughts on Super Bowl 42

The theme of the playoffs was "Who wants it more?" The answer in the Super Bowl was clearly the Giants. Two very obvious examples of this had to do with wrestling for the ball. On the Bradshaw fumble, it certainly looked like one of the Patriots had fallen on the ball to recover. But Bradshaw simply out muscled and out fought the Patriots in the scrum to come away with the ball. And on the key play of the game, Tyree comes down with the ball against his helmet and Rodney Harrison furiously fighting to dislodge it. But Tyree holds on. At key moments like that, the Giants just wanted it more.

One of the things that's always impressed me about New England, particularly this year, is its ability to adapt. They spend much of the season blowing away teams and being accused of running up the score. Then when defenses sell out to stopping that at all costs, the Patriots just shift gears and grind it out on the ground and with short passing. If you blitz, they throw screens. They take what you give them. In this game, I don't think they did a good job. The furious Giant pass rush gave the Pats fits all night. But did they start moving Brady around, rolling him out, getting him away from the rush? No. I read an article last week where Strahan I think was talking about the subtle ways Brady makes things hard for pass rushers, one of the best is varying the length of his stride while taking his five step drops. The result is that the rushers never know where Brady will be and so it's hard to zero in on him. But despite rush after rush, Brady kept dropping back and standing there. The Giants knew where he was going to be and zeroed in on him. Where were the adjustments?

The NFL is desperate to generate interest in the NFL Network. But they need to get better people if they want people to watch. I was watching a clip on nfl.com listing the top 10 Super Bowls ever. On the screen was the number of the Super Bowl. But the announcer got every one wrong, to the point where others on the set were ribbing the guy. I understand that they are Roman numerals, but come on. The NFL should at least hire guys who can read the numbers of the NFL's biggest games. Or be smart enough to provide the script for the reader with the numbers spelled out. Pretty embarrassing if you ask me.

Watching celebrities pick football games can numb the brain sometimes. I actually heard Gabriele Union pick the Patriots because she likes Victoria Secrets and Brady's squeezing a Victoria Secrets model. Hmm. I used to try pretty hard to pick games on this blog, and still try every week even if I don't publish my picks anymore. Ms. Union has a different way of doing things.

With Eli having now "arrived", winning his own Super Bowl and Super Bowl MVP (faster than Peyton did), are the few commercials made in America that don't feature Peyton now going to fall to Eli? They're already doing those silly DSRL commercials together. Please, spare us. Speaking of ads, back in December I saw a print ad for a watch with Eli's picture and the phrase "unstoppable." At the time, it was quite funny because Eli was not exactly doing well. It was just before the week 17 Patriot game. Gotta admit, it's now pretty appropriate.

A lot of comparisons were made before the game to Super Bowl 36, with the Giants in the role of the Patriots and the Patriots in the role of the Rams. It obviously worked out that way, with the Giants pulling the upset on a clutch end-of-game drive by their previously unheralded quarterback. The Pats should beware since they're now playing the Rams. St. Louis has yet to recover from that loss. A team everyone thought was setup to dominate for years to come, quickly faded and has not done much since, having only won a single wild-card playoff game and having had only one winning season. An MVP quarterback thought to be among the best in the game, and perhaps one of the best ever, lost his starting job the following season and has ended up in Arizona.

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Quote of the Day (2008-02-04)

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

Source: Office Space

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

30 Seconds

30 seconds. 30 seconds away from a perfect season! Unbelievable. Give all credit to the Giants. Everyone said going into the game that it would be won or lost in the trenches, that the key was the Giant defensive line getting pressure on Brady. And that's how it worked out. Without the pressure, Brady lights it up. They played a great game and the Patriot line had no answers.

The Pats got three wins, each by a field goal. Now they lose by one. One of the key decisions of the game was New England facing 4th and 13 in the third quarter and choosing to go for it rather than attempt a 49 yard field goal. The miss the conversion and come away with nothing. Now, obviously it's a long attempt. But were Vinatieri there, do you think he might have gone for the kick? That ends up being the difference in the game. How long will that decision haunt Belichick's dreams?

Moss says that Patriots just couldn't match the Giants' intensity. All week I kept thinking the Pats were just a bit too cavalier about the whole thing. Brady's response to Plaxico's prediction of the score epitomized it. Just brazenly saying they would score a lot more than 17. (How much do they wish that part of Plaxico's prediction had come true?) After a whole season of never talking about the possibility of perfection, they talked about it a lot the week before the Super Bowl. They just seem to have lost a bit of their focus, got a little bit too caught up in the atmosphere and the moment, and ultimately got a little too full of themselves. They got to 18-0 seeing themselves as a flawed team constantly striving to make fewer mistakes next week. Humble pie was the theme of the season. They got to 18-1 seeing themselves as a team who would have no problem scoring a lot of points and a team going for its place in history. I guess they got the second one, just not the way they expected.

Still, they had the lead with 30 seconds left. What a way to end such a great season. They had so many opportunities to put the game away. Samuel had a game-ending interception in his hands, and dropped it. If they finish off the sack of Manning, it's over. But he escapes somehow and makes a big pass to Tyree to set up the touchdown. Just like last year's AFC title game, all they needed was one play from the defense at the end, but again the Patriots couldn't quite finish off a Manning.

Damn.

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National Anthem at Miller Park

This is pretty cool. I just came across this video of a coworker/friend singing the national anthem at Miller Park.



Her band is The Crisis.

Quote of the Day (2008-02-03)

Sir Humphrey: "Bernard, what is the purpose of our defence policy?"
Bernard Woolley: "To defend Britain."
Sir Humphrey: "No, Bernard. It is to make people believe Britain is defended."
Bernard Woolley: "The Russians?"
Sir Humphrey: "Not the Russians, the British! The Russians know it is not."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

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Saturday, February 02, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-02)

Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.
Grampa: Yeah - "All Quiet on the Western Front".

Source: The Simpsons

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Friday, February 01, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-02-01)

Who is the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Source: Star Wars: A New Hope

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